Crazy Person #482

Line Thirteen, southbound toward Chatillon.

Sex: Male
Age: Approx. 47 years old

Passengers board the train, including Crazy Person #482. As soon as the buzzer sounds and the doors lock closed, the man hits panic. He rocks back and forth on the seat across from me, and then, in between stations, jumps to the door. Frantically and repeatedly, he jams his thumb into the door's button, cursing when it doesn't open.

This behavior continues until the next stop, when the door finally slides open. He cries, "Sweet Jesus!" and exits the train.