Tuesday, May 03, 2005

Metro Procedure

Step One: Walk down stairs.
Step Two: Turn off nostrils
Step Three: Maneuver around granny carrying three kids and shopping caddy.
Step Four: Brush past clueless tourists clustered around map, blocking the turnstiles.
Step Five: Barricade self behind novel/newspaper/ipod.
Step Six: Scowl and look unapproachable.
Step Seven: Board train. Avoid suspicious puddle. Keep eyes peeled for Pole Pirates.

(Footnote: when checking out cute fellow passengers, maintain scowl.)


Blogger Emily said...

I'd just like to note that steps one and two are interchangeable... I like to turn off my nostrils before descending. The steps are a top pee spot.

6:44 PM, May 03, 2005  

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